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THE PLAN IN THE BEGINNING WAS THE PLAN And then came the assumptions And the assumptions were without form And the plan was completely without substance And the darkness was upon the face of the Employees And they spoke amongst themselves saying IT IS A CROCK OF SHIT AND IT STINKS And the employees went unto their Supervisors, saying IT IS A PAIL OF DUNG AND NONE MAY ABIDE THE ODOR THEREOF And the Supervisors went unto their Managers, saying IT IS A CONTAINER OF EXCREMENT AND IT IS VERY STRONG SUCH THAT NONE MAY ABIDE IT And the managers went unto their Directors, saying IT IS A VESSEL OF FERTILIZER AND NONE MAY ABIDE ITS STRENGTH And the Directors went unto their Executive Directors, saying IT CONTAINS THAT WHICH AIDS PLANT GROWTH AND IT IS VERY STRONG and the Executive Director went unto the President, saying IT PROMOTES GROWTH AND IS VERY POWERFUL And the President went unto the Board of Directors, saying THIS NEW PLAN WILL ACTIVELY PROMOTE THE GROWTH AND EFFICIENCY OF THIS ORGANIZATION And the Board of Directors looked upon the plan and saw that it was good And the plan became policy THIS IS HOW SHIT HAPPENS |
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