THE PLAN


IN THE BEGINNING WAS THE PLAN

And then came the assumptions And the assumptions were without form And the plan was completely without substance And the darkness was upon the face of the Employees And they spoke amongst themselves saying

IT IS A CROCK OF SHIT AND IT STINKS

And the employees went unto their Supervisors, saying

IT IS A PAIL OF DUNG AND NONE MAY ABIDE THE ODOR THEREOF

And the Supervisors went unto their Managers, saying

IT IS A CONTAINER OF EXCREMENT AND IT IS VERY STRONG SUCH THAT NONE MAY ABIDE IT

And the managers went unto their Directors, saying

IT IS A VESSEL OF FERTILIZER AND NONE MAY ABIDE ITS STRENGTH

And the Directors went unto their Executive Directors, saying

IT CONTAINS THAT WHICH AIDS PLANT GROWTH AND IT IS VERY STRONG

and the Executive Director went unto the President, saying

IT PROMOTES GROWTH AND IS VERY POWERFUL

And the President went unto the Board of Directors, saying

THIS NEW PLAN WILL ACTIVELY PROMOTE THE GROWTH AND EFFICIENCY OF THIS ORGANIZATION

And the Board of Directors looked upon the plan and saw that it was good And the plan became policy

THIS IS HOW SHIT HAPPENS


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