TOP TEN REASONS WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN JESUS
- No one will kill you for NOT drinking beer.
- Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
- Beer has never caused a major war.
- They don't force beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
- When you have a beer, you don't knock on peoples' doors trying to give it away.
- Nobody has ever been burned at the stake, banged, or tortured over his brand of beer.
- You don't have to wait 2000-plus years for a second beer.
- There are laws saying beer labels can't lie to you.
- You can prove you have a beer.
- If you devoted your life to beer, there are groups to help you stop.
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